scotch college

A private school in Perth filled with a bunch of crap lads

"I bet that kid was a scotch college kid"
"Yeah he was such a maggot"

by Dr Dank May 4, 2015

St. Ignatius College Prep

A school in the heart of Chicago that prides itself on it's high standards when it comes to acceptance. Disregard that most of the families of the kids that go there are huge donors to the school and have a ton of legacy there, so that even if they get a fifty on the entrance exam there's no way they can't be accepted. Often regarded a "party school" it's wonderful if you're interested solely on doing copius amounts of pot and heroine and having sex with strangers at rich suburbenite kid's parties. Not so great if you're interested in surrounding yourself with people interested in learning and their futures. There are about 10 kids in each class that are, and they're not too popular. Just your run of the mill ridiculous catholic high school bullshit.

Cathy: St. Ignatius College Prep! you must be pretty smart to be going there!
Kevin: Haha yeah, it's pretty chill, I got herpes there though from this one chick.

by FGSRS180 August 14, 2010

Merrimack College

A small school in Massachusetts. A division 2 school, except in hockey. The hockey team always gets crushed by whoever they play, except in recent years.

So I heard you are going to Merrimack College. Ok, just so you know, the hockey team will probably start losing again in the next couple years.

by HockeyEastFan12 April 22, 2013

mount holyoke college

A highly respected womens' college in Western Massachusetts. The atmosphere can be quite depressing at times and the workload is oppressive. Much like a womens' prison, MHC is known to produce an unusual amount of lesbians and bisexuals. UMass males are generally considered as below standards, Hampshire boys don't bathe, and Amherst men snub their noses at...pretty much everyone. The only way for a MHC student to get a man is IMPORT!!

Me: Dude! You slept with her?! I thought you were straight!

Friend: Mount Holyoke College has no penis, I had to make do!

by StraightMoHo February 18, 2008

College Clean

1. As close to clean as things ever get on college campuses. So many people use the same space in college that, no sooner than something is cleaned, it gets dirty again.

I feel sorry for the cleaning lady. No matter how many times a day she washes the windows the student's grubby fingerprints ensure that the windows are never more than college clean.

by BIllyoh! March 18, 2009

Stockton Riverside College

Stockton Riverside College is next to a big brown river the called the Tees that river runs in Stockton-on-Tees!, Stockton-on-Tees is in Teesside!, Teesside is full of townie fucks, Teesside is in the North East of England, England is a small island full of Townie Fucks, This small part of island is in the UK, the UK has England, Wales, scotland and Northern Ireland and Gay Ireland south of Northern Ireland, the UK is in Europe which has France, Germany, Spain and you get the idea now! lol

Stockton Riverside College is a College in the UK! lol

by James "Mr X" Smith January 17, 2004

ur mom goes to college

1. A diss used as a lame comeback.

Person A: Have a nice trip? See ya next fall!
Person B: Ur mom goes to college.

by Seren Ilene November 1, 2007