apple

A red, round fruit that grows on trees. This fruit can be also yellow or green. It taste sweet and also a bit sour. Green ones are more sour than red ones in general.

I am eating an apple pie.

by jerry445433 January 20, 2022

Apple chickens

apple chickens are specially designed chickens that turn into apples on the apple fest day. Apple fest day is where the moon turns into an apple and all the special apple chickens from apple vill turn into apples.

Hey, are you excited to go bread the apple chickens? YEA CANT WAIT!

by Mjhg June 7, 2021

Apple Head

A person with an enormous or apple shaped head; someone that is so ditsy they should be made fun of by default (aka McParland).

"McParland is such a dork."
"Yeah. That apple head can't do anything right."

by GrayHairedLady 1 July 15, 2021

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

candy apple

A shiny red badass car

Damn that caddie got a nice candy apple paint and look at them peanut butter gutts (tan leather seats).

by locajellz September 3, 2018

Tiny Apple Gang

A gathering or group of men with homosexual tendencies. Generally comprised of 3-5 older men and one middle aged "pivot" man. They are not accepting of outsiders. Induction into gang usually consists of grotesque sexual acts involving a butterfinger candy bar

Hey, Chomo check out that group of weirdos. Yeah man that's a tiny apple gang for sure

by Whatchuluukinat March 3, 2022

crab apple suprise

An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.

"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit

by Skylarker September 15, 2017