Fuck as drunk

Fuck as duck is when the speaker is so drunk he slurs his words. Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea, where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet seat becomes like a pillow. You also slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fuck as drunk?

Todd: bro your already fuck as drunk, because you’re slurring your words

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Drunk-Tenting

Screwing in a tent while wasted.

"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"

"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"

by Oliviersucksballs September 17, 2011

Phone Drunk

When two best friends get drunk alone in two different parts of the world and have drunk conversations.

Kia: I need a drink or two and I have no one to get drunk with except alcoholic uncle.. Wanna get phone drunk with me?
Lyra: Hell yea!

by Tahun June 24, 2011

covid drunk

The act of having a few drinks and going absolutely bonkers with no memory of the night due to underlying mental issues aquired by being in lockdown for months.

"What the hell was wrong with Jennay last night?" "Aw bro she was just COVID drunk"

by Your mate August 8, 2021

Drunk Envy

Drunk Envy is when you see people drinking, probably not even drunk, but at the perfect point of tipsy where everything is a little bit funnier, everybody is a little bit prettier, and the conversation seems to be wittier. However, you are in recovery so you know if you have one beer, it'll be sixteen more, take a trip to the hood for some oxy and wake in a traphouse with some sketchy ass chic. So, you can't have even one beer under any circumstances.

Him: Hey what's wrong? It's a beautiful day for camping! Why so distracted?
Me: Ugh - these twentysomethings round here and their white claw. Feeling some drunk envy.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 13, 2020

drunk ears

When you go from perfect hearing to Stevie Wonder after a couple drinks

Bro 1: " Turn this shit up bro"
Bro 2: " its at full volume bro you just have drunk ears"

by AKontheTrackr October 9, 2017

Drunk girl whisperers

This is the friend that you have that attracts all of the drunk girls. Whether it is emotionally, physically, mentally, they help the random drunk girl in need. No questions asked.

Abbi and Sydney were the drunk girl whisperers to the girl who had daddy issues.

by Abbi and Sydney February 26, 2021