A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
Get the new zealand mud slidemug. A pile of excrement from a Croatian women meant to be eaten. A delicate piece of culture and culinary arts through Croatia
by Jack-o’-lantern June 1, 2025
Get the Croatian Mud Pilemug. When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).
I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.
by Lexy7 August 23, 2011
Get the Whale in a mud puddlemug. mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.
by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018
Get the mud mowermug. When a man is having sex missionary style and the girl farts so hard that the mans balls slap his own asshole!
I should have never fed Sally that chili.. we were banging missionary and she ripped a fierce fart and gave me rowdy Mexican Mud Flap that had my balloon knot swollen for days!
by JoelskiJizzle September 9, 2019
Get the Mexican Mud Flapmug. by Kyrie Irving Jr February 4, 2024
Get the Mud Chickenmug. Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023
Get the Mud Cricketmug.