sand crane

a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.

you should have seen all the sand cranes at the bar last night.

by myronman January 7, 2011

iron crane

To come up behind someone and put your arm through thier legs and lift them up by thier balls.

Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?

Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!

by jafsports March 23, 2011

Mushy Cranium

slang, sometimes used as a 'callout' during sexy time with a loved one.

"Oh you mushy cranium, you!" *insert orgasmic sounds here*

by Mushy-cranium June 9, 2011

space crane

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.

Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.

by Zarpd August 25, 2011

Baby Crank

verb
a. To make clothing with underage children

This suit is so cheap; it has to be baby cranked.

by jakal4 February 10, 2012

Ball Cranking

Dancing to disruptive music, but moving your testicles

I felt the music as i moved up and down, all around, downtown, Ball Cranking.

by 1956315649 September 25, 2014

Skanky Cranky

A so called female that has ruined herself from being strung out on mostly meth (not to elimanate other drugs)

Tore back bitch thats buckle as they come

"You see Toms new girl Robin?
"She looks ten years older then she is..
"shes definatly on that meth to look like that..
" ya shes your typical skanky cranky"

by PandaStatus November 17, 2015