Filipino Guy: I wanna gets a Poo Tung Clunch tattoo mons.
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
White Guy: Nice! You might want to make sure you get that thing spelled properly eh buddy?
by wvdrtnsf August 19, 2009
The official name for the London party borough of Epping, so named because the nightlife there is so wild that even the most reluctant of participants will inevitably lose their shit as the night progresses
'Jesus Christ almighty, what the fuck happened last night? Looks like the Epping carnage poo struck again because I've not only got memory loss but I also appear to have shat the bed. I say shat but it could be Nutella. (sniffs brown stain in question). Nope, it's definitely shit.'
by Anonymous submissions December 22, 2016
The process of urinating after an extensive bowel movement; PPP can occur regardless of urine passing initially, or at any time related to a particular toilet visit.
After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
After bowel movement, PPP will both relieve and assure the participant that the visit is over. PPP is also known to cause a side symptom of drooling or salivation along with eye watering; the exact cause of this is still unconfirmed, but is linked to relief and satisfactory from various glands in the human body.
Human 1.) Are you still in the toilet?
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
Human 2.) Yeah, sorry taking a bit of time.
Human 3.) I thought you were going for a number 2? I can hear you urinating.
Human 4.) Don’t fret; it’s just the latter end of Post Poo Piss.
Human 5.) Oh, okay. Don’t drool on the floor, I just hoovered in there.
by Descendo January 12, 2010
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.
You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
by homoguytom October 17, 2012
That simple dimplee poo ruined her cell phone.
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
by Bitch Monkey September 07, 2006
a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking
usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself
usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself
Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though
by joshinho April 07, 2010