My dad

a rare phenomenon that happens once every 15 years and only happens when you win the lottery

My dad likes money

by me the 2.0 February 6, 2022

Dad

a person that disappears for all your life, and magically reappears when you are successful or doesnt come back at all. and while hes gone he fucks half of the world and smokes a bunch of weed

DAD WHERE ARE YOU

by crasta_pasta May 27, 2022

Your dad

Used in a sentence it is a stand-in for someone with overly cliched and conventional opinions. It could be your actual dad but it could be just some normie

The James Bond movies exist to sell your dad watches.

The new labour bill is getting your dad angry.

by Cointelpronoun August 20, 2025

dad

a mother fucker

hi dad

by dddddad November 24, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have now

Hey bro wheres your dad at?

by Thick biggie December 3, 2021

Karaoke Dad

When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha

Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.

by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025

Harrison's Dad

Bender

Wow yo have a Harrison's Dad dad

by Bumberclat ting January 2, 2020