cat knit yo' shit
When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.
cat knit yo' shit by HornyCat September 6, 2010
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Cat Waster
A male who is monumentally successful in engaging in coitus with a large number of female partners. Clearly an allusion to going through pussy like people change their socks.
"Wow! Eric lost a shit ton of weight and got his ass in the gym and muscled up. That guy's a fuckin' cat wasting *machine* now!" <or> "That guy's super popular with the ladies...he's a real cat waster.."
Cat Waster by silentsabre June 19, 2012
Cat Massage
The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.
"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."
"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."
"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"
Cat Massage by C3PBro June 9, 2013
cat's tush
cat's tush by Dellach October 20, 2013