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trains-creep

This concept was imported to us from Holland and is used to define

1) A silver-fox age (usualy 45-60) male with RSCS on a train or bus who systematically and purposefully tries to sit in the vicinity of an often young (age somewhere between 18-25) woman and then to enter into a conversation with her

2) a silver fox age male pedophile who, instead of prowling the Internet, Facebook and other social networking sites to find his young female (often teenage) victims, he uses intercity trains and public city buses to do so.
an online forum post

person A: When I am on the train or the bus I always try to sit down as close to a pretty girl as possible in order to talk to her

person B: Oh no shit! you are a trains-creep, right?

person A: Lol. Not exactly; I just have nothing do do on a city bus or intercity train, considering these two modes of transport the worst palces to read. So yeah, I'll have a fun conversation with a youing lady now and then.
by Sexydimma April 18, 2012
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train

If you are a train, you are automatically a banana. You are a capitalist. You will die. Immediately. Or maybe not. Point is, being a train is the worst insult ever.
Person 1: Isn’t Trump just the greatest? He’s made our economy amazing?
Person 2: You are such a fucking train, Jerry.

Person 1: What you liberal SJW snowflake spy?
by BUTTERGANG ™️ October 29, 2019
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Train

John: hey Joe what are you doing later?
Joe: I'm training later.
by big titie bitch April 29, 2021
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escape train

A cheaper value of train, with limited services
Escape train is too cheap for me.
by jakezhao100 May 23, 2016
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Thomas' Train Syndrome

When you travel so far / make so much progress doing something but you don't realize you forgot something utmost necessary, until way later on when it's too late. Named after the episode "Thomas' Train" from Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends, where the titular character did not realize he was not coupled to the train he thought he was pulling.
Actor: *finishing his stunt for a film* Hey Jeff! Did you see me drive all the way down San Francisco's hills in a school bus, and crash the oil tanker trailer all in one POV take on my GoPro? You've gotta see the end result! I wanna see it too!
Assistant director: Uh, Bill, you left a little too fast. I think now's a bad time to tell you we forgot to put the SD card in your GoPro. Looks like a bad example of Thomas' Train Syndrome. You just blew our budget now that we lost both of our only trucks.
by Paul Stompbox June 14, 2024
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Sausage train

A group of males all walking together with each other, usually in single file.
When I saw six people entering the restaurant and going towards their table I didn't see one woman; it was a sausage train.
by Danny Mew December 6, 2014
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train

A magnificent sexual act where at least 3 men, women (with strap-ons), MTF transgenders or a combination of the aforementioned, penetrate each other. It's similar to a human centipede, but with penises and butts.

It can also be called a sandwich.
Man 1: Hey, do you want to do a train with me and my BF?
Man 2: Sure, I never tried it before!

Woman 1: Hey honey, I bought a strap-on... You know what that means?
Man 1: Let's do a train with our neighbor!
Woman 1: Uhh... I was going to suggest pegging, but that's good too!
by jesuimyself March 22, 2023
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