Tuttle

An idiot Savant whos special ability is to eat very hot sauce and then leave a little brown shit stain on the left seat of their pants after accidently sharting themselves.

Joe ate one Teaspoon of Da Bomb and then blew up his pants and left a tuttle.

by Kevin96 December 30, 2005

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

These guys are NOT ninja!

They are samurai!!!

Watch the tv show and read the comics. They may not wear armour, they may know acrobatics, but they are NOT ninja!

Ninja wear all black, and they wear pants, and they actually use the shadows for cover regardless of the time of day instead of hiding underground during the day.

Yes, I know that the name "Teenage Mutant Samurai Turtles" doesn't sound NEARLY as cool as "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", but I don't care.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are not ninja. They are samurai.

Example? Watch the damn tv show!

by Psydon July 13, 2005

turtles/turts

Slang used in Hawai'i regarding time.

1:turtles (1:30)
2:turtles (2:30)
3:turtles (3:30)
etc.

You can also just use the short term and say "turts"

*only to replace thirty*

BILLY: brah, what time you start work today
JEAN: 9 turtles

either turtles/turts could be used

by Dennis&G of Ewa Beach November 14, 2009

turple

A Nuns Headress or Hat

That Nun is wearing a Turple.

by Lindsay McCrudden August 31, 2007

Tuttle

A unexperienced sexual device that has yet to be used around the male private area , It can be found amongst many gay couples and has been hinted out to be a top buy from many stores...

Like a Masculine Dildo it is commonly known as a Tuttle..

by Ian Huntlery June 5, 2010

ninja turtles

The most fucked up cartoon in the world!

Think the writers smoked a ton of weed while creating it.
Sick crackheads!

How Ninja Turtles was made:

Writer1: Dude! lets make a cartoon about some ninjas!

Writer2: Omg yeah! I'm thinking animals man! like tigers or something!

Writer1: Nooo dude! turtles! mutated psycho turtles!

Writer2: That's sick! What should we name them? Shogun?

Writer1: Hell no. Lets name them after som freaking italian painting men!

Writer2: Oh kk. Do they live in Italy?

Writer1: NO! Italy is FAIL! They live in the sewer... with their mutated rat sensei! And they call eachother Dude all the time!

Writer2: Duuuude! hand me another spliff...

by Maxel J April 4, 2008

turtley

Turtle-like, especially (but not only) in the sense of being slow.

I was late for work because the traffic was so turtley this morning.

by Daedalus Suburbanus November 2, 2010