Tea time

What a man and woman does to procreate

Mika fish likes to have tea time with her hubby, however , her best friend, vampire cat, needs her beauty sleep.

by Teatimeenthusiast September 23, 2017

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Tea

confidential knowledge or scandalous rumors; gossip.

The celebrity ruined her younger sister's romantic life by spilling the tea.

by Arminkshipper July 3, 2024

Crumpets and tea

Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.

Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?

Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!

by sex minister April 26, 2022

spill the tea sis

a cringey phrase for a cringey girl

ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit

by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022

tea-a-late

the process of making tea

my tea was sitting on the counter tea-a-late-ing

by chris & randy December 14, 2008