sex drum

When a man lies on his side in a bed and has an erection, he pulls his cock away from the bed and releases. The cock hits the matress and produces a 'DONG'. He repeats several times so the female lying next to him will know it is time for sex.

"oh no, not the sex drum!"
"yes, the sex drum. Ready yourself."

by daveawesome September 17, 2014

Sex Sheets

A pair of sheets you specifically put on top of the bed prior to sex to avoid later sleeping in your own jizz. There are no specifications of sex sheets, though they mainly a light color to mask sex juice.

Also helps pass black light tests.

Hey What the Fuck, friends don't let friends sleep in other friends Jizz..... No worries, I had the sex sheets on first

by Iwontblackout January 4, 2012

Sex Intervention

When a group of friends gather around to teach one friend everything there is to know about sex and sexual related things (i.e. positions).

We're gathering up with James for a sex intervention this weekend.

by Sk8erGirl14 January 16, 2009

sex souvenir

Clothes, alcohol, or something kept on a nightstand that you steal from someone post-sex.

I have this great book of philosophy I stole from Vinny after we boned. Sex souvenir, #sorrynotsorryy.

by Sorry Not Sorryy June 23, 2011

pure sex

Anything that is wicked good. Connotation to the positive.

Word trend started by a certain "Marie O."

Marie is pure sex.
Norman is not pure sex.
Chinese food is very pure sex.

by Marie September 8, 2004

Sex Ninja

A person who can engage in sexual intercourse or masturbation so stealthily that the people in the adjoining room do not suspect a thing.

Dave: Dude, did your parents cath you and whats-her'face screwing last night?

Ed: No way, man. I'm a sex ninja.

by Wesker June 11, 2006

Border Sex

It's when one sticks their penis through the American-Mexican Border and another person inserts the penis in a body opening.

(Guy sticks penis through border)
(Woman puts penis in her vagina)
Border Patrol Guy 1: What are they doing?
Border Patrol Guy 2: It's called border sex.

by AFuckingMotherFucker November 22, 2011