soft post 

when you post something cute or sweet on insta or at 1:59am when you can’t stop telling your freshman year college roomie how much you love her because she let you do those last three jello shots

kaylie: “im so content rn, soft post”
E: “you’re cute, soft post”
kaylie: “i wuv u, soft post”

soft post by superduperkayl January 11, 2020

general post 

Post that isn’t connected to anything or anyone just a though

I was talking to micheal about how I wanna get rich before everybody is and he got a offended it’s just a general post

general post by Jungle bean September 13, 2020

Cig post 

A cigarette smoking session at a specified spot. Wherever the place is, it is called a post. The people involve in the smoking are having a post, like manning a post for the military, but instead its just simply an individual or a group smoking a cigarette.

John just blew his load, now he is going on a cig post outside the hotel room.

During my break at Aldi i like to do a nice cig post in the parking lot by the trees.

Cig post by ballplayer182 March 6, 2022

National Post Your Bf Day 

national post ur bf day is august 1st, post himmmmm girl you got this

Girl: girl is August 1st
Girl 2: okay?
Girl: post your boyfriend bestie!!
Bf: huh?
Girl2: oh yeah it’s National Post Your Bf Day aka the day where you post your boyfriends

National Post Your Bf Day by bugggzzzzzzzz July 31, 2022

No Post-farm September 

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

No Post-farm September by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022

down the post office 

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

down the post office by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017

In the post 

Something that is due

Dave is sure going to get beat up.

You bet. It's in the post.

In the post by JJP770 June 12, 2018