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PartyPaddle

The PartyPaddle is a patented wooden shot glass serving paddle, bundled with six mini-mug shot glasses. Commonly used to serve your friends or customers shots of alcohol.
You: Last night we brought out the PartyPaddle, lined it with ice cold shots, and got trashed.

Me: Yeah I know, it was awesome! Especially when your girlfriend flashed everyone from on top of the bar.

You: Hmmm??
by Xx-JC-xX January 25, 2009
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the whole package

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.
"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."
by makerofwords March 16, 2013
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Palletized

Palletized

Best way to define this multi-use term is by looking at some everyday examples:

"You've been palletized!" (see: fucked, scammed, ripped-off and the like)

"Palletize this, bitch!" (expression commonly performed in public whilst grabbing one's crotch as a taunting or provoking remark to someone else)

"Dude, I'm so palletized right now..." (see: stoned, completely drunk, utterly screwed, etc)

"Did you hear, that poor boy was palletized by a gang of thugs the other night!" (see: raped, killed and/or pillaged)

"Resistance is futile. Prepare to be palletized." (see: prepare to be assimilated)

"I think we're all a little palletized right now, so we just need to chill out." (as in a heated situation or argument full of tension, anger, and/or emotional turbulence; see: anger management, stressing out)

"Man, you're seriously palletized!" (see: crazy, insane, utterly screwed, etc)

"Yessir, your bike will be fully palletized once loaded onto the trailer." (when shipping motorcycles; better, easier and cheaper than crating your bike!)

"Jesus was palletized to the cross." (see: crucifixion)

Need more examples? Here's some more:
"You are now officially palletized, my son." (see: circumcised, castrated and/or becoming initiated into a fraternity)

"Dammit, my computer got palletized again!" (see: computer freezing)

"Yeah, my mom had an accident: she fell down the stairs when she got home after being ran over by a bus on her way to the groceries. Now she's palletized at the hospital." (see: hospitalized or being sedated or under coma)

"INITIATE PALLETIZATION SEQUENCE." (robo-computer command to render target immobile or otherwise obliterated to smithereens)

"Oh yes, baby, palletize me harder!" (see: sexual intercourse, penetration, BDSM)

"All your pallets are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha." (popular line from the 1991 video game Zero Wing)

"Son, you are palletized for a week! Go to your room now and stay there!" (see: grounded, chastised)

"A man was palletized to death in Saudi Arabia." (see: stoning to death or similar form of execution and/or torture)

"My daughter is no longer a virgin. She's been palletized." (see: losing your virginity and/or getting pregnant)
by Unicorns R For Pussies September 7, 2013
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ParaFlinch

Used in Pokémon video games to describe a Pokémon whose sole purpose is to first Paralyze and then try to Flinch the enemy. Due to both status conditions having a chance to stop a Pokémon from attacking, every turn the Paralyzed Pokémon tries to attack has a very high chance to stop the attack from executing because each status is rolled separately (you have to win the RNG paralyze roll AND win the flinch roll to even attack).
I thought I would lose the match for sure, but I was able to ParaFlinch the win out with my Jirachi! He couldn't do a thing about it.
by AnonV February 14, 2015
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Paignton

Paignton is a town in south west Devon and is known for the abnormally large amount of fucking chavs usually from the school Paignton Community Sports Academy. The town is full of chavs playing music very loudly and getting drunk in the kfc car park at night and get food Everyday at McDonalds.
Grace:That Boy Cameron is such a Chav.
Saphire:Yeah i bet he's from "Paignton".
by disstracksaremynan February 25, 2018
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Nigger Parking

Nigger parking is pulling a vehicle up to the ass of another vehicle parked
in a driveway, effectively blocking the pedestrians sidewalk access.
Pedestrians have to go in the street to get around the offending vehicle.
"All these lowlifes nigger parking are blocking the sidewalk.
Might as well just walk in the fucking street"!
by IH8JIGS August 26, 2017
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queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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