Fake asf

Latori Brannon

“So called bestfriend is actually fake asf”

by Kelsogood November 10, 2021

Fake vegan

Someone who eats mostly vegan products but will eat the occasional seafood because it’s fire 🔥

Today is one of my fake vegan days, I’ll think I’ll order Salmon sliders !

by Up Psi Smitty October 1, 2020

Pump fake

Weed that looks fire smells good but taste like shit and has no buzz

Any weed but mine is pump fake

by Jdubs410 March 14, 2019

fake chill

When one is very upset but tries to play it cool.

Her boyfriend cheated; she's fake chill.

by Zionintu December 4, 2015

Get a fake bf

Get a boyfriend for the week. Ask a close friend if the want to fake date for a week.
You cant tell ANYONE.

Girl: Hey. I need to get a fake bf. Do you want to date for a week.

Boy: Sure. But dont tell anyone

by Ra3v3n June 19, 2021

Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

by Communi February 18, 2021

fake

someone who

: acts diff around certain ppl to impress
: talks to your ex without you knowing

: switches up

: is friends w someone they talked the most smack about

: lies
: don’t believe in you

: thinks they allat

damn you really is a fake friend tho.

imagine bein fake.

by rgs May 20, 2020