Bed fucking 

When you grab you dick and rub against your bed up and down until you cum 😉

Jason grabbed his cock and fucked the bed and thought about boys at school and imagining them fucking each other up the ass. He cumed so much that he felt dehydrated. He finished Bed Fucking

Bed fucking by Gaycumboy09 February 21, 2018

could you fucking not 

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.

1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me

could you fucking not by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016

I don't care for this fucking shit

When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.

John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.

I don't care for this fucking shit by gateboy6 June 10, 2013

holy fucking shit 

basically means wow that is fucking incredible how/why did he/she do that?

holy fucking shit he put his tounge in his asshole.

holy fucking shit by napoleondynamite June 14, 2005

no fucking way 

Expression of awe, excitement, fear, or sometimes all three at once.

Also, the textbook rejection to Luke Marshall asking a girl to the movies.

See also: Holy Freakin Muffins

No fucking way, sixty-foot waves on a nudist beach?

no fucking way by Luke December 26, 2004

mirror fucking

the act of seeing someone totally checking you out through the mirrors in their car.

"that chick was totally mirror fucking me"

mirror fucking by Beeepeeee June 3, 2007

Un-fucking-real

When something unexpected happens, or when some thing is to good to be true

Jeff: I crashed my car, like its destroyed
Lisa: Un-fucking-real? are you serious?
Jeff: Hells ya

Un-fucking-real by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009