easter bug

Much like a software easter egg, an easter bug is designed to add unexpected functionality, but the big difference is it is disguised as a coding bug.

Miko: We found a potential bug during your code review that causes Jimmy Rustles to win the sweepstakes every year on their birthday. What a weird coincidence.
Bernie: Yeah, must be an off-by-one error, so weird.
Chi Chi: ... did you make an easter bug?
Bernie: Keep your mouth shut, Chi Chi.

by Sequined Converse February 24, 2023

Easterooc

A scrambly noise like that of eating Chile or paper mache

My cat made an easterooc sound when it cleaned itself, making me want to die

by Totally not Danny March 6, 2023

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

Eastwick

At first, someone may be thinking of Clint EastWOOD hearing this name and wouldn't be that far off in regards to age. Eastwick is a balding old man with a big heart and won't fail to tell you about his undying love for pufferfish.

"Everybody I know loves Eastwick even though he IS a little insane in the membrane"

by Miss5AM April 23, 2023

Eastard

Your typical anti-west eastern European basement dweller that hates everything west yet still wants all the benefits of NATO/EU

Eastard: I HATE THE WEST!!!!!
Person: So you don't approve of the financial backing of the west?
Eastard: Well, I still want it just I don't like the west

by Ligmaaaaa July 28, 2023

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny is a term for a superficial, shallow women who seems so enticing at first. Upon further review, she's as hollow as an Easter Bunny.

She's so beautiful, but couldn't be more shallow if you tried. She's like an Easter Bunny

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 28, 2023

Easton

He is pretty kind I guess, he is VERY funny, and he likes football and sports (most of them do) he is loyal and is a good friend, he wont leave you unless you do something to him, a lot of girls like him yet he chooses to stay single, he def has a crush but he wont admit who it is, If you want a Easton, go get him, but he's not very easy to pull

"Easton is a football beast"

by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024