Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Donkey

A demesticated animal

An ass
A person that is stupid as hell

You donkey hole

by Cimora November 8, 2017

Donkey

A chelsea fan

He spent $200 on a Chelsea jersey just to watch them lose—typical donkey behavior

by anonymous July 30, 2025

Spark Donkey

A robot capable of doing chores.

my spark donkey mows the lawn now that he’s got full-self-driving

by jackcousteau August 8, 2025

donkey bongos

Something that defies all reasonable explanation.

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”

by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021

Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.

Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.

by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018

donkey

ass

ass donkey

by bob's tiles February 10, 2022