Dick Cheney 

The ornamental links that attach your prince albert to your king john.

As the bikini-clad blonde passed by, his dick cheney grew taut.

Dick Cheney by StanfordEnglishMajor November 6, 2007

Dick-first 

The state of being care-free; being sexually agressive; a variation of going into a situation head-first

Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod

"Hell yeah dude, we're goin' into that party dick-first!"

Dick-first by Dave Losso December 5, 2007

Dick Cheney 

The most evil man on earth, also known as Satan, el diablo, the prince of darkness

Get behind me Dick Cheney!!!!!

Dick Cheney by Nadge September 24, 2009

Dick Pockets 

When a woman has chubby cheeks. These are perfect for rubbing against during a blowjob.

MILEY CYRUS! I LOVE MILEY CYRUS! She has amazing Dick Pockets.

Dick Pockets by Twat McGiggles November 9, 2009

Dick Troll 

Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".

"Hey man where's Jeremy?"

"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."

Laughter ensues, at his expense.

Dick Troll by Mista Japes January 29, 2010

Dick Kirby 

1. A person who inhales numerous dicks, similar to the way Kirby inhales his enemies.

Chad - "Yo, I heard Bree sucked like four dudes off the other night. I wish I had been there!"

Bro - "Yeah, she's a real Dick Kirby when she's drunk."

Dick Kirby by Cocktail...FRUIT! February 18, 2010

Dick Watcher 

Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.

See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.

Dick Watcher by trollmaster#1 December 10, 2011