blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

Boise Blast

Masturbating with the use of porcupine quills.

Sean need to go hunt a porcupine so he could Boise Blast for 4th of July.

by Offsprnblack June 20, 2025

Muff Blasting

The female equivalent of Manspreading. The act of sitting with one's legs wide open, particularly while wearing a dress or skirt, so that the "muff" (crude term for a woman's genitals) is open to the air or "blasting" the room.

"Did you see how Marie was sitting earlier? She was totally Muff Blasting the whole room."

by RyeDomaine June 24, 2025

Top Blast

"Top blast" – the act of buying a cryptocurrency token after it has already experienced a sharp, parabolic price increase, with the hope that the bullish momentum continues and the price goes even higher.

"Bro really went for the top blast—bought that meme coin after it 10x’d overnight!"

by GoblinVader June 27, 2025

Mickey Blaster

A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.

Usually used for pranking nerds.

Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”

Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”

by stripez56 July 2, 2025

Nose blasting

Aggressively doing cocaine, typically with friends. Usually done in large amounts.

I asked my buddy why it was taking him so long to get out of the bathroom. Too which he replied "I'm taking care of something. To which I replied "Yeah nose blasting!"

by JoeyY117 July 6, 2025

Ring Blasting

Pooping, throwing up, c**ing, and pissing all at once

Ring Blasting
“hey what’s up man, I got so drunk I ‘ringblasted’ myself into a come for a week”

by Sam&DeanW April 6, 2026