Cat Water

Room temperature water that has been sitting out for a day or so.

All I have to drink is this cat water!

Don't drink the cat water!

by balls o fury February 21, 2010

carry the water

v. to take on the primary responsibility; to ensure that something is accomplished, usually even though it may be someone else's job.

This always happens - engineering is being asked to carry the water for marketing's mistakes again.

by pseudo_pseudo May 27, 2010

TOP WATER JIG

A BLACK PERSON ON WATER SKIs

THAT BOATS PULLING A TOP WATER JIg

by Ride4CwB March 8, 2005

ass water

Alternate name for Booty Sweat, and energy drink from the movie Tropic Thunder. ALSO, the water that splashes on your ass when you're taking a poop. Very annoying, often resulting in the need for extra toilet paper usage.

"Damn that Ass Water is tasty."
or
"Damn that ass water is nasty."

by bomber22 January 6, 2009

Hold Water

Don't snitch on your co-defendants.

If we get caught by the feds hold water.

by elpadron November 22, 2007

L.A. water

An alcoholic beverage that looks like water from the L.A. sewer. It looks green, brown, and nasty.

My friend ordered that L.A. water from TGIF's the other night

by Yack May 14, 2005

whale out of water

a whale out of water is a morbidly obese "human" wearing fishnets on numerous parts of its "body". named because it is the size of a whale, is walking on land, and has obviously broken numerous fishermen's nets. its normal habitat is in/around topic and is a good sign to run like fuck and handlefuck some douche bags' cars on the way out.

steve:HOLY FUCK DUDE. i just barfed up a kidney and both my llungs when that whale out of water walked by in nothing but a skimpy bikini and fishnet. god damnit what is this world coming to. and why is the holocaust over???
eric:dude i think my eyes are bleeding and ive possibly become sterile. and the holocaust is over because your idol commited suicide like 40 years ago. fag.

by wewillrockyou December 18, 2006