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'Anchor Turd' is a term used by normal people to describe the common denominator of conversation with a radical American conservative. When a radical conservative mentions the primacy of his ideals over those of others the only point in common can be summarized with the most basic of bodily functions.

This term is a broad term in response to the specific term 'anchor baby' a term used by anti-immigration reductionists in the United States to describe a child born in the U.S. to illegal immigrants--especially referring to Mexican illegal aliens.
When a Tea Party activist tried to discuss the importance of traditional marriage of a natural man and a natural woman I threw down my anchor turd so we'd actually have something to discuss.
by FlyGerm August 6, 2010
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Wii-tarded

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Lacking the eye-hand coordination to properly use a Wii controller, leading to a lot of frustrated arm-waving and inability to play even a simple game.
Dude, you just ran Mario off a cliff, what are you, Wii-tarded?
by JustBobS May 16, 2011
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boner turd

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a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 19, 2014
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Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd
That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows
by ........!_ November 29, 2014
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yoga turd

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the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads
when we cooled down with the cat pose i accidentally let out a yoga turd
by wadiwalker December 27, 2014
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Flesh Turd

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Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.
S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"
by FleshTurder December 6, 2017
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Moses turd

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A turd that parts the water when you flush and refuses itself to go down, even after multiple flushes.
I can’t even use the bathroom because mom left a huge Moses turd.
by SgtSapper May 31, 2019
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