Sire

A male bitch

A male bitch; a male or someone who identifies as male who is exhibiting inexcusable behavior; a cheater; someone who doesnt keep their word; a person who is not handling their responsibilities; a two-timer; an irresponsible person;

A google search/webster search has informed me that the term "sire" is used to describe a dog that fathered a liter of puppies, it can also be used to describe a male ancestor.

Regina: "Gretchen, Stop trying to make 'Fetch' happen"

Gretchen: (sigh).. alright fine Reginia. But you know what I will make happen? Sire. Because I'm tired of these lame ass sires, fucking with my shit.

by haystackOGfromtheUC October 16, 2023

sirtrue

A REAL SOLID MFER . TYPICALLY A GUY THAT IS FOR THE FEMALES

and she said my man is so sirtrue

by IAMNOTSIRTRUE October 21, 2023

SirSetheThird

This guy is honestly all talk. He thinks he is all that, he will start to rap and think he better than u out of nowhere. Not to mention he also starts to insult u for no reason, he is ratchet!! Red flag 🚩🚩🚩He will text u for a whole day and then leave u on delivered for the followings months like who tf does he think he is.🚩
But overall he makes good music so can’t blame him at all, literally the “never set for less” comes from him, because don’t set for this bicht named set bffr, jk it means don’t go for less when u have Set 😍😍 real real and super trye!!!!
Overall, and most important he’s got a nevrbe after he calls u rude and then he the one to be extremely rude like nuh uh u better stop it

He also says weird shit that I even feel uncomfortable to mention
But he is nice sometimes and he makes good bars so can’t really complain but I still do ya know 🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️🤷 ♀️ byw he a liarrrrr

Oh also he is kinda nice sometimes and is a great emotional supporter, he raps good and his voice fits perfectly with any song. He also mediatates a lot so it is cool !!’

But I ain’t gonna forget and I stay alert bc he sometimes say creepy shi 😭 like shut yo bithchass up!!! Rachet ho liar mf 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Omg!! Look at this song! SirSetheThird wrote it and sang it 😍😍😍! He’s throueng a concert soonr oh mu God 😍🌹”

by Anonymous, big crush November 3, 2023

sircharge

An extra "X-chromosome-possessor" fee dat a dude hasta shell out in certain situations, such as if he wants to accompany a chick into an enclosed dwelling or other non-public locale, and so da services of an employed chaperone would be needed.

Some guys would protest dat a sircharge is illegal gender-discrimination, but if he wants to participate in activities hosted by ultra-conservative-and-proper folks, he would need to play by their rules.

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

sirrogate

A "substitute papa" --- i.e., a sperm-donor for a couple who are unable to conceive on their own due to da man's being being unable to effectively inseminate da woman.

Telling a hot chick dat you want to be her sirrogate may indeed be a way to get her to let you slake your lustful cravings for her, but if she does indeed get preggo afterwards, said professed wish might not hold up too well in child-support court, especially if (1) she had not actually "had anyone else" at da time of said delightful "encounters" wif her, and so you hadn't even truly been "replacing" or "supplementing" some less-than-virile male whom she'd also been being intimate wif, or (2) her "main squeeze" partner hadn't even known/approved of said "getting some on da side" actions dat you and she partook of, and so most likely it wasn't even as if he'd ever actually expressed a wish to have his sweetie-pie obtain a tummy-bump off of some other dude!

by QuacksO November 7, 2023

Sirius the Jaeger

A total bait and switch of an anime. It wasn't bad... But it's heavily implied that the main character is some kind of werewolf... So... I watch the whole thing... Waiting for him to activate his werewolf-mode... And as I'm watching I think "Well, their probably going to save it for, like, the climactic final battle or something" and... I WAS RIGHT! That's EXACTLY what happened... BUT... He doesn't transform into a fucking werewolf! Like... At all! Now... I know what you're thinking... "How is it possible that you were right about them saving his werewolf-mode for the climactic finale if he doesn't turn into a werewolf? If he doesn't transform into a werewolf, you weren't right! You can't be right AND wrong! That violates the law of non-contradiction! I'm a fucking bible-nerd!" That's the mind-fuck! His werewolf-mode is, like, his eyes glowing or something but he doesn't actually become a werewolf in any way, shape, or form! So you're sitting there, like, watching this show and the whole time they're bludgeoning you with the insinuation that this guy both is and WILL TRANSFORM INTO A WEREWOLF and this motherfucker activates his fucking "mode" and he proceeds to not become a wolf-man hybrid type creature AT ALL! He just smells good... Or... Well. He smells well throughout the show. That's it! It's like that fucking french Sherlock Holmes-esque detective show were he fucking smells shit. God, why is everything like that french detective show now!?

Hym "I mean... It's almost worth watching Sirius the Jaeger just to see him NOT turn into a werewolf. It isn't bad by any means. It kind of drones-on towards the end of the series but you know what would have fixed that? A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN WITH THE MAIN VAMPIRE ANTAGONIST WHERE THE MAIN CHARACTER TURNS INTO A FUCKING WEREWOLF!!! By the time they get to the flashback his tragic backstory (which is about 60% of the way through the show) I'm sitting there like 'Ok... Now turn into a werewolf! Show his family, like, fighting off the vampires by turning into a werewolf! Yes, very sad, now transform into a werewolf!' And it just doesn't happen! And then it DOES HAPPEN! But it doesn't happen AT ALL! Like, not even a little bit! The didn't even bother to do a Supernatural, half-werewolf transformation! His eyes just glow or something or, like, it's heavily implied that he has activated his werewolf powers in, like, a new way that was out of his reach until the final showdown! His nails could have grown! ANYTHING could have happened! Even Inuyasha's nails grew! And he's just a dog man!"

by Hym Iam November 8, 2023

Sirius XM

Some worthless music streaming service also dubbed "radio" that caters mainly towards middle-aged conservative Americans (i.e. none of those reading this definition).

I've noticed that many companies like to give away free Sirius XM subscriptions in exchange for trying out their products/services, but unless you're into classic rock or sports, it's worth absolutely nothing for those that fall outside its main demographic. Don't even think about trying it. Just use Spotify or Tidal.

Friend 1: Hey I bought a PS5 and they gave me 3 months of Sirius XM for free, you want it?
Friend 2: Ew no, that's like Spotify but for boomers

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 13, 2023