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sock dick porn

A type of softcore pornography commonly found on movie channels such as Showtime and HBO.

No penetration occurs while filming this type of porn.

The title "sock dick porn" was given because the male actor will wear a sock or nylon over his penis to hide it from the camera (and the vagina) due to censorship laws.

Under the right circumstances, one of these "sock dicks" gets past editing and can be seen on camera.
"Last night my mom caught me jerkin' my gherkin to some sock dick porn."
by movintofiji August 25, 2008
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porn assisted pull

The act of viewing pornography (instead of using your imagination), for the purpose of jacking off.
I was too tired after work to think about anything sexual, so I just had a porn assisted pull.
by luvtopull July 22, 2009
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Twitter porn pro

Can find sex nudity on Twitter easier then a pedestrian
I dunno. Then search and find it since you're the twitter porn pro lol
by Richard_Cranium123456 February 8, 2015
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German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."
Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"
by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009
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hot-sex-porn

Common porn ---- White, Blonde 20 somthing women with large breasts.

Say it all as one word.
I went to that store but they only had hot-sex-porn.
by Nick s. April 3, 2004
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Teen porn name

A name that A teen in the porn scene movement adopts similar to a porn star that shows how hot and sexy they are like for girls, wet dream, candy apple etc. and for guys trojan,ramses ect.
by The Fyry 13 December 2, 2010
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phat porn pipe

a highspeed broadband or adsl line
so called cause the l33t h4x0r's porn loads MUCH faster
"my phat porn pipe is fux0ring up again and i couldn't get it up yesterday"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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