muffin

A recurring suicidal character in asdfmovie

muffin: Who wants a muffin?
some random guy: ...
muffin: Somebody kill me!!!!!

by a random person here November 23, 2019

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

muffin money

Any amount of money that does not exceed $10.

hey man, spot me some muffin money

by wizardR March 27, 2019

Throbbing Muffin Tip

The tip of the penis resembling a muffin.

You look hungry, Im gonna give you my throbbing muffin tip.

by MissAD April 12, 2019

Butter her muffin

Typically for women with a muffin top. To ejaculate on a women's stomach after pulling out and spread it with your dick, like spreading butter on a muffin.

I don't want to get her pregnant so I'll butter her muffin instead. She might even suck me off after.

by dangodame May 21, 2019

Gutter Muffin

A rank pussy

Didn’t fuck her man, she had gutter muffin

by Waffles the pussy June 5, 2019

Muffin chaser

Someone who pursues people who have muffin tops sexually.

Some people are chubby chasers. But David likes them only that optimum amount of chubby, just enough for some muffin top but not enough to be huge. I give you, the Muffin chaser.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019