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Dinky muffins

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.
Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.
by Ihatecraneandgates January 22, 2018
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Muffin

Known to most as a term of endearment, but really an awesome insult actually meaning vagina or pussy. Commonly used by a woman to insult her boyfriend in public when he's being a douche.
Boyfriend: Fuck! I hate shopping with you and your friends!

Girlfriend: Aw, muffin, it'll be okay.
by annabeller August 30, 2010
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Muffining

The act of removing the "T-tops" from one's 1982 Firebird so that once you were done eating the muffin top one could allegedly toss the bottom of the muffin at an unsuspecting pedestrian. Remembering to asking them "want some muffin" knowing damn well they do not want a 30 mph muffin to the torso.
Hey drive me to Market Basket so we go can muffining on the way.
by protijy July 2, 2018
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Muffin Freak

A muffin freak is someone obsessed with muffins .
Shawn Mendes is well known for being the muffin freak since he loves muffins so much . Shawn Mendes is called the muffin freak by his fans who know his true love with muffins !
by Muffin Freak Mendes February 14, 2018
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Man-Muffin

Gorgeous hunk of a man.(noun)
Look at that Man-Muffin.
by Stevethemechanic95 November 23, 2022
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stink muffin

Someone who fucking stinks but smells heavenly at the same time.
“My funky little stink muffin, you so stinky.”

“I literally just took a shower man.”
by yoyo +++ October 21, 2022
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nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off
Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world
by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016
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