Hockey Mom 

A Soccer Mom with fewer teeth and permanent pokies.

Sarah Palin claims to be a Hockey Mom, but I didn't know that she was even Canadian.

Hockey Mom by UncleGordie October 24, 2008

soccer mom

Definition #45 portrays very well how the "Soccer mom" lives/acts.They have that "better than you" attitude.Most enjoy the thrills of the filthy pirate and fish eye.
But that can be a good thing.

That prim n'proper soccer mom got hit with the filthy pirate!Dumb bitch!!

soccer mom by big alien July 24, 2008

Austin's Mom

The act of placing your buttocs cheeks over a friends nose and emiting feces.

My nose still stinks from when you gave me an Austin's mom.

Austin's Mom by Dreypeve December 23, 2009

soccer mom

A womans so breasts are so saggy when she walks she hits them with her knees

i saw a brode walking across the lawn i thought she was a soccer mom player she was kicking her tits around.

soccer mom by Chavela September 22, 2006

half past ur mom 

phrase used as an answer to the question: "what time is it?" ...when you don't feel like checking or telling the person.

Me: "What time is it?"
Amanda: "Umm...Half past your mom? =| "

half past ur mom by martha July 21, 2005

Your mom 

Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.

Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!

Your mom by Your mama, obviously. September 17, 2004

Lucka's Mom 

1. A hot milf
2. A fine piece of ass
3. My fucktoy

Take it all bitch in the ass! ya thats right! woohoo!

Lucka's Mom by Scott October 26, 2003