Cuh Juice

The viscous substance slurped by a cuh or cuzzo to enlarge the cuh arm

Ian: Imma drink the cuh juice for my cuh arm.

by Milf Hunter Jit September 21, 2023

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

Joel Juice

A concoction that consists of: Protein Powder, Viagra, and Laxatives.

It is known to have the effect of making people "Shit out their boners".

P1: Yo, you wanna get some Joel Juice
P2: No way! I heard that stuff makes you shit out your boner

by TobyIn3D October 3, 2023

Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine

Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice

by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020

welch juice

A sap like substance found in the wilds near Pittsburgh, PA, composed of beaver semen, pine needles, and white privilege.

Guy wearing a Penguins hat and hiking: “Hey dude, what’s that sticky stuff on the tree?”

Friend: “It’s just Welch juice, didn’t you see that smiling beaver a few yards back?”

by Neurosurgg4lyfe January 10, 2020

Mushroom Juice

Mushroom juices are what construction workers sometimes call bodily fluids that are present on their anuses in between various cups of coffee.

I smelled that coffee and my asshole was already covered in mushroom juice.

by roundeyemcgee January 10, 2020

Juice-ist

Racist to some types of juice. Or, only preferring one or two types of juice.

"what kinda juice does Tom want?"
"Anything but apple."
"Man, all juice-ist!"

by Koh lich-i January 13, 2020