I’m a boy. I am the lonely popular boy. I like this i like that. I’m kinda cute i mean. I do good in school! And i like school i’m not going to lie. I play for long island land shark baseball. So yes i am a landshark. I am mistaken for human but as i said i am the landshark. I like grocery shopping and playing ball with my family.

yo i’m john carroll

John Carroll by johncarroll November 28, 2019

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John Fealias

The most powerful person in the universe. He is good friends with double J and will slaughter any poser who try’s to stop him.

The last thing the women saw was John Fealias staring into her eyes with a knife in his right hand.

John Fealias by John Fealias June 22, 2020

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John Pim

The cataclysm of two words resulting in: a; a man who has strength bestowed on him like none other, along with the ability to show incomparable compassion, or b; (verb) an action describing how someone has harnessed their strength in a spectactular, almost unimaginable way.

"I heard that man did a John Pim and survived a free fall from the edge of Victoria Falls, on a motorcycle, whilst smoking a cigar"

John Pim by Jerry2288ah January 20, 2021

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