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wood life

to walk around with no pants to expose your penis (woodie)
Ever since Jacob went to that bar, he's been living that wood life.
by nigga22190 December 12, 2013
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Chronic Life

Chronic Life is living day to day with Chronic Pain, Chronic Stress, Chronic Smoking or anything that has to do with Chronic habits or illness. Thousands a day are effected by Chronic living and to many this becomes a lifestyle which is what they call their Chronic Life
Organization in Denver helps people with their Chronic Life
by GoogleNews December 18, 2019
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My life

A state of being in which your scared because you never know when it will end but at the same time you want it to

a endless staircase going down ward's until you fall off ,are pushed off, or the stair your on just collapses as others walk over it.
My life to put it simple is not special will end and nobody can or will actually care
by Telicala February 12, 2020
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gribble life

When someone lives a Gribble Life, it means they stay on the internet all day, looking up ridiculous things to buy, or delving into conspiracy theories. This person is usually paranoid, and spends excessive amounts of money on items online. Derived from the TV show "King of the Hill", the phrase is based of one of the main characters, Dale Gribble.

(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
(Hank) "What do you even do on that computer?"

(Dale) "Oh, I mostly read conspiracy theories on the Kennedy shooting and Vampire Hunting kits on Ebay."

(Hank) "So that's what you do all day when you're not in the alley?"

(Dale) "Yup."

(Hank) "Shut the hell up, Dale"

Dale is living the Gribble Life, as shown in the fake conversation between him and Hank.
by Accio_Doctor September 19, 2014
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static life

Welcome to the static life, here you are safe from the impression that your so low your on bags
I’m not a bitch I’m apart of the static life #fuckbags
by The static kids November 21, 2021
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What a life...

Either used after someone said something awkward or in order to break the silence in a group that suddenly turned silent.
by alesas November 14, 2022
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Life Straw

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
by Parky Sparky January 31, 2019
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