3 definitions by Parky Sparky

When you’re getting a blow job and you cum but she keeps sucking then your penis turns into a life straw
Bro last night she sucked the life out of your life straw.
by Parky Sparky February 1, 2019
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Who tf doesn’t know what a meme is
Those memes were fire
by Parky Sparky February 1, 2019
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It works better than a condom because it keeps you from losing your virginity.
Yesterday I almost lost my virginity but then I found Fortnite.
by Parky Sparky February 1, 2019
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