I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead

Means to be high as fuck and be seeing crazy shit everywhere.

Alyssa: "Lacey, I'm starting to see spaceships on bankhead."

by MaryJaneKush May 7, 2009

I hate you

Three little words that girls use to hide their feelings

I HATE YOU, BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LOVE YOU!

by A girl desperately in love March 7, 2014

I'm gonna die

Over-reacting by saying that you are dying but are actually in alot of pain.

Girl who has been running alot says "I'm so tired! I'm gonna die!"

by Some guy who will flame you December 2, 2004

I'm a fucking idiot

The conclusion you came to, after realising a girl you like was interested in you, but you just couldn't see it no matter how many hints she thrown at you!

I never realised that she was into me! I'm a fucking idiot.

by Yetu December 26, 2012

I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011

I Love Lucy

A popular television show that aired from 1951-57, starring the great B movie actress Lucille Ball and her Cuban bandleader husband Desi Arnaz.

When I am feeling ill and need to stay home from work, I love watching 'I Love Lucy' reruns.

by Neenie June 25, 2005

I know you are, but what am I?

It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)

Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Person 2: Good question. What are you?

Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?

Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.

Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.

Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.

by Searingwolfe July 13, 2011