Taking a Sick Day
Taking a Sick Day by ?Måt¿ May 14, 2005
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suck dick day
boyfriend do you know what day it is?
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
girlfriend no, what is it?
boyfriend well, get on yo knees babygirl and suck this dick because it’s national suck dick day
suck dick day by hi whore December 7, 2019
International dishwasher day
Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
International dishwasher day by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020
fu day
A day in which you wake up feeling completely apathetic towards everything so that every response that you give is around the lines of "does it look like I give a fuck?"
Person one: dude I slept at 4 am doing my spanish homework
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)
Person two: :'(
Person one: yup today was a complete fu day, you should have seen the look on my sisters face when I told her to fuck off when she asked about my opinion on her wedding. Priceless... :)
fu day by destinedfate4527 November 20, 2007