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Bimoran Day

Bimoran Day is an unofficial Persian Holiday that has been cherished by people for years. This holiday has been celeberated on January 23th for years, in order to appreciate the importance of honesty. "BiMoraN" actually stands for "Bikhodi Mora-at Nakon" which means don't bother yourself, and don't lie to make others happy; Say what you really feel and before worrying about others, worry about yourself. People are used to lie about how they really are feeling so they can keep others safe, but what about your own safety? On this day, we cherish honesty and the greatness of revealing our true feelings without a doubt.
Fereydoon: Dad, what should I tell her/him?
Padar: The truth, son. This is Bimoran Day.
by JerryTheFather January 23, 2019
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Valentine's Day

The shittiest day of the year for me. People say that I'm beautiful all the time but how can I be so beautiful and single at the same time? Do people just say that I'm pretty to make me feel better about myself? I've been single my whole life (elementary school relationships don't count). This is a day where single girls like me feel ugly for not having a boyfriend. It's a day of mourning my loneliness and the death of my cousin. I'm making it my tradition to go up to my room and cry on this day because of how horrible I feel.
Valentine's Day fucking sucks. My cousin died on that day in 2016 and many others in 2018. I'm making it a tradition to cry in my room alone every year that I'm single. Fuck Valentine's Day! Cupid is an inaccurate bastard! Cupid can suck my non-existent dick.
by Failurebitch February 1, 2019
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Jewentines Day

Jewentines Day is the Saturday before Valentines Day (The 14th Of February).

As getting a booking at a decent restaurant is difficult and restaurants often only offer overpriced Valentines Day menus, holding Valentines Day on an alternative day (The Saturday before Valentines Day) is a good way to save money.
Husband: Happy Jewentines Day day baby!

Wife: Love you ya cheap bastard!
by SlyD0g February 9, 2019
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Summer Day

A very snazzy person who loves frying pans and is a very smol bean

We stan a smol bean
Person 1: Do you know summer day?
Person 2: Yes, she is an adorable smol bean
by A Smol Bean October 3, 2018
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mothers day

A day to appreciate your mother for everything she has done for you. This day takes place on the 2nd Sunday of may every year. It’s a day to show your mom how much you love her (buying her chocolate or a nice warm blanket) it’s a day where it’s all about her and no one else. Make sure you treat your mother well on mother’s day.
Sister 1-what are you buying mom for mother’s day?
Sister 2- you’ll see when it’s mothers day

Sister 1- you suck no fair, hmmmm maybe I can just give her some love because that’s what she deserves on Mother’s Day that’s what it’s all about!
Sister 2-hey you can’t do that that’s what I’m doing
by haileee garity May 18, 2018
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Paiso Day

A paiso day, is a day of polish struggle. Usually happens to a polish boy however anyone can have a paiso day. The person is normally down or sad and depressed. The person experiencing a paiso day also hides and is scared of confrontation.
That’s crazy man, Christian was having a really tough time yesterday. He hid all day. I think he was having a paiso day”
by Big daddy slick May 2, 2022
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Chanel day

This day is where you worship the group chanel walks on. She is the best and most pretty girl in the whole entire world. If you see this and know a Chanel wife her up now and give her 10000000 dollsrs
by vahahahhaha May 5, 2022
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