cunt nag

Adjective/phrase used to describe the worst type of female who constantly complains about everything.

Dave: That poor dude's wife never shuts the fuck up.
Mike: I know, she's a real cunt nag.

by Dnam October 19, 2017

Cunt Church

The word Cunt is considered to be the worst insult in the English "language".

But that is all blasphemy. The Cunt church believes that everything came from the Cunt god and his 13 little Cunties.

Jesus came from a Cunt, Kitties come from a Cunt, Doggos come from a Cunt... everything good comes from a Cunt.

Everything bad doesn't come from a Cunt... Bad Doggos come from the male Cunt (A male Cunt is simply a penis), Hitler came from a male Cunt, Jews came from a male Cunt... That's why masturbation is a sin, when you masturbate you anger the male Cunt and the male Cunt gives birth to Hitler... The main holiday of the Cunt church is the No Nut November (The cleansing month). You can join the Cunt church and Participate in the No Nut November and follow the way of the cunt.

That's why the word Cunt is the word and the will of Cunt god.

-Cunt Church was created by our anonymous prophet O*****...

"I embrace the Cunt church,the Cunt god saved my son from masturbating to My Little Pony hentai"

by O***** November 14, 2017

CUNT Cheeks

The crease between a booty liciuous woman and her pussy.

Someone you want to smack in the face for being a cunt.

Damn girl when I get you from behind, I can’t help putting my babies on your cunt cheeks.

I am about ready to smack cunt cheeks over there.

by Slide it in Hen May 27, 2018

cunt chicken

In politics, the game of espousing good, popular policies with the express intention of getting your opponents to reflexively oppose them and therefore look stupid. Particularly used on left Twitter with reference to Jeremy Corbyn, who was the pioneer and master of the game during the 2017 UK general election.

"Corbyn's just playing a game of cunt chicken now to see what the soundest policy is he can come out with that pricks will still say is shit." - first usage from t_manning92 on Twitter

by BakedBeanBreville November 5, 2019

cunt-punt

if a bitch/ minion gets wise with you, you kick and or punch them in their pussy. gets em everytime

If you talk back to me one more time, ill give ya a cunt punt, bitch.

by Bman May 13, 2005

Cunt Bake

1) a word of jersey origin, meaning whenever it is over 80 degrees outside and a girl is still wearing sweatpants

2) When a person of swedish origin is lit on fire

wow did you see the news?
-yeah in bern, a cunt bake

sweet

by keith May 13, 2005

cunt face

The English pronunciation of can't face with heavy Austrian accent

for example,

From the Sound of Music, when Mother Abbess offers advice to Maria,

"Maria, dese vulls vere not meant to shut out problems. You huv to face dem. You have to live de life you vere born to live. Vut is it you cunt face?"

by vajuxo February 8, 2010