dad crack

Dad crack, an attempt at humour usually made by a dad or out of touch 40+ year old. A remark is made to try and generate humour however is perceived as not funny or simply dad crack.

A strange occurrence sometimes takes place however when an assortment of dads find communial humour in dad crack and laugh at a younger individuals expense.

"Did you get a free bucket and spade with those shoes?"- a typical example of dad crack

by Thefurher November 19, 2013

wall crack

Addictive wall art or décor that is usually acquired at Street fairs, Home Décor stores, Thrift stores, Bazaars, estate sales, Art Walks, and local galleries etc. This is a unique piece of art/decor that you have looked HIGH and Low for and once you find it you are HOOKED or SMACKED by the Wall Crack™.

Headed to street festival to get some more wall crack. I always find one of a kind stuff there.

My office walls needs a fix of some of that wall crack.

by SMACKED by Wall Crack™ July 11, 2014

virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment

If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before

by nadbmal July 11, 2017

bag crack

The crease in the bag that holds tiny tasty morsels. You have to dig and work to get at it, but in the end... jackpot.

man: this bag is empty
woman: did you check the bag crack?
man: ohhhhh! Cheetos dust!

by djtimyd July 31, 2017

Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice

Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8

by πerce June 6, 2018

Texas crack

Leaving a car window ajar approximately 1/2 an inch, enough for air to get in, but not enough for someone to break inside. Originated at Texas A&M in the 1990s.

“Texas crack the window, it’s hot as blazes out, but this is bad neighborhood.”

by NickyTheP June 13, 2018

Back crack

When a person is so fat that their butt crack extends up the middle of their back.

In my yoga class today, the new guy showed a serious case of back crack during several of the poses

by 3episodesofLITB July 24, 2018