Ben Parker

Ben Parker is a teacher is a Science teacher at John Warner. I dont have him, but my friend does, who I feel truly sorry for. Apparently his hands are so hairy, he had to shave them. He barely exceeds 5ft, and is classified as a rodent

“Ben Parker hates school like Hitler hated the Jews”

by abcdefghijklmnooqrstuvwxyz March 26, 2019

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Ben Franklin

When you tie a key to your dick and wait for the lightning to strike.

There was no power on the camping trip so Ben Franklined to charge my phone.

by ThickYoshi March 29, 2019

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Ben

Always the first to pass out on the sesh. A complete mong, gets all the women but has trouble keeping them due to his abnormally small penis. Loves videogames and anime girls with big tits. People are usually unsure of his ethnic background

I cant believe I saw bens dick in McDonald’s. I’m not sure whether he’s a shower or a grower, I’d give him a good 5 inches.

by sugartitties9000 March 31, 2019

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Pulling a Ben

Yeeting the items and gold from your Rs friends

I need money, so im pulling a Ben.

by NotB0aty73 April 8, 2019

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Ben

Ben is a male who reeks of a stench one can only suggest as being *homeless*, Ben wears stained clothing and smells of tobacco, not the good kind, as his stench lingers in your nostrils as he walks by and you look confused as you did not know a garbage truck had drove past you on the road beside you

Ben:*walks past group of strangers*

Strangers: eww what is that defined smell which hangs of homelessness and chewing tobacco

Ben:*turns* why it is me my fellows

Strangers: fuck off

by Kungchungmung April 8, 2019

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Ben

The depressed guy that sits in the back of the class silent and to himself

Thinks he's funny but really just makes situations awkward and it gets even more awkward when he talks to girls

His flirting game is as strong as a paraplegic penis, all his lines are flat and just overall embarrassing

Hey yo Ben tried talking to a girl right

He nutted before even coming up to her

by Sicko Mode April 11, 2019

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