Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
by Richb1 September 29, 2023
The process of you beating your meat between two waffles and then serving this home made dessert to dinner guests.. including the special sauce
by Anony12211221 May 28, 2024
by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024
An exciting masturbation technique for the more experienced and flexible. You put your arm behind your body and bring your hand underneath and between your thighs while squatting. Grabbing your little fella and slap it till it lamattacks everywhere. The shape you end up in resembles a pretzel
1) When you become bored of solo one handed cranking , Change it up with a pretzel wank.
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
2) If your stuck in a situation where you are crammed in a tight space and alone. Why not have a pretzel wank?
by Itsfarkinchriso June 01, 2017
by Got Bent Last Night September 11, 2023
A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 01, 2020