Hym "I mean, he's a fucking retard. And no it is not my fault that you sat here for 5 years straight mocking me while an infection ate my brainz and ignoring every word that I said. What the fuck is wrong with you? You didn't even consider for a second that you would have to listen to what I was saying? It's just ridiculous!"
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
Get the A fucking retardmug. AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”
“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
Get the AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)mug. by I HATE NAZIS. ALL ARE EQUAL July 11, 2024
Get the I FUCKING HATE NAZISmug. A term used to describe to someone that life doesn't matter anymore, you don't know who you are anymore, you could really give two shits about anyone or anything, and basically want to get shwasted in a way that breaks world records.
I was supposed to get married to my wife but "fuck it pappys"
I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"
I went to talk to the marine officer about joining and he started rambling about procedures and discipline, so I walked out whilst saying "fuck it pappys"
by Lcs finest August 18, 2014
Get the Fuck it pappysmug. really drunk, high or in any state where you cannot calculate 2 + 2.
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
Synonyms include: druck, high, flicked, toasted, zonked, fried, baked, seitzed, tore up, zooted
by Mercer Slang November 17, 2021
Get the Fucked onmug. by MegaOctane August 26, 2020
Get the fucking cheddarmug. by MrHummer July 18, 2022
Get the Fucking awsome youtubermug.