Fucked poodle

An asshole that cheats on his girlfriend and has hair that makes him look like a poodle
He is such a fucked poodle it makes me sick
by Personthatswroteaboutpoodle January 31, 2016
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Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021
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Gravity fucking

Using the gravity to fuck your lovers throat in a 69
2 men in a 69 but the man on top doesn’t thrust which is gravity fucking
by Andrew_rawr89 January 13, 2024
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fuck me in the fuck fucker

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fuck me in the fuck fucker?!
by fhbhzvdvs zcxvc May 23, 2021
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Fuck you chill

Fucking someone that is always stressed out so that afterwords is “chill”.

Having intercourse with a person that is always on the edge so that person can finally relax.
“You really needed someone that fuck you chill on the regular, you were always so tense”

“You have been so relaxed lately, I’m glad your new boyfriend fuck you chill every day now”

“You’re such a crazy bitch, I’m going to fuck you chill real good”
by Necrot510 September 29, 2019
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Fuck in the Face

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
by Teh Hoe January 05, 2012
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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