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Not to be mistaken with Trinklet, a turdlet is a wee bit larger than a trinklet. Usually seen as the "Lone Floater" in the commoded ocean. Also, usually this piece of fecal matter is more susceptable to being flushed on the initial dump cycle.
"Hey man, Don't let the turdlet get caught in your cheeks!"
Turdlet by CrazyBob62 May 8, 2006

turtleface 

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.
turtleface by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005
The act of trying to call someone so many times that they literally will do anything at all costs to avoid you. You basically make them hate you because your constant barrage of phone calls is so overwhelming. This is most applicable in business but could be used as an action verb with relationships.
The sales rep from X has literally tuttled the heck out of me.

I was interested in your product until you tuttled me to death.
Tuttled by Dr. Smeagle December 18, 2013

turtlebush 

racial slang for a white person or persons.
when someone of the white ethnicity is listening to what is believed to be black music
" nice music you fuckin turtlebush "

turtledick 

When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.

Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
I just went for a swim, and I got a mean case of turtledick (or turtlecock, tortoise-shlong)
turtledick by ppadru1 February 13, 2009

turtlenecking

where u really need to take a huge dump and u gotta keep squeezing it back in becos its forcing its way out
Stewy: man find me a toilet im turtlenecking!!!
turtlenecking by Chri$$un October 8, 2008