tits for brains 

Slang used by both males and females to refer to a female with large breasts and unimpressive intelligence.

A male says: "Over 50% of the girls in my school have tits for brains."
A female says: "She has tits for brains if she thinks she can do that."

tits for brains by John Doe the third November 15, 2013

titty tisses 

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

titty tisses by Telephony October 3, 2014

Titty rape 

When you whip out your shlong and the girl takes out her jugunauts and squeezes them together and yeah - matt

Imma titty rape you shebly - matt
Bet. - shebly

Titty rape by Awildshelfb June 3, 2018

funky tito 

When you are doing a bitch, while drunk as hell and slip your dick into her asshole pretending it was an accident

I gave this bitch a funky tito last night and she had no idea it was coming

funky tito by TheFunkyTito September 21, 2005

Shelf tits 

tits that are so pushed up they look like their sitting on a shelf

"dude, look at that girl" "man, she has massive Shelf tits!"

Shelf tits by maxiepie1280192 March 31, 2009

marks tits 

marks tits. chonky bois and forever a fair shout

I've always wanted to marks tits.
Hey marks tits have you seen marks tits?

marks tits by markstits March 24, 2020

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011