Post nut paralysis (PNP) 

Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)

“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”

“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”

Post nut paralysis (PNP) by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019

flipped a nut 

past-tense form of "flip a nut"

:to flip out in real serious way but technically lower than "goin postal"
:overreact
:unpleasant involuntary reaction

(note that anyone can flip a nut: girls guys etc)

bystander: ol' boy just flipped a nut
newsanchor: really
bystander: yup

flipped a nut by N8 doggg January 24, 2007

get a nut

To have an orgasm

After dinner I'll take her to my place and get a nut.

get a nut by JungleBootie January 5, 2012

Swamp Nut

When your testicles stick to the side of your leg because it is so humid outside.

I got swamp but like a motherfucker!

Swamp Nut by Steve March 1, 2005

wtf nut 

1) a masturbating without cause, arousal or motivation.
b masturbating because there's nothing else to do.

2) little to no sensation after and/or during a masturbation session. ultimately leading to depression.

3) normally one asks oneself what the fuck did i do that for afterwards.

1) abraham woke up one morning knowing there's nothing planned out today so he decided to kill some time by masturbating.

2) damn bro, i just masturbated and had a wtf nut.

3) i just wtf nut.

wtf nut by DBAD101 June 29, 2008

Bust a nut 

To cut or break a coconut open utilizing unconventional methods.

The couple on the beach didn't have the necessary supplies, but managed to bust a nut anyways.

Bust a nut by Heyoyoyi June 11, 2017

Post-Nut Guilt 

After busting a nut, the guilt you feel because the girl (or guy) is undesirable (AKA ugly)

Guy 1: did you give her your number?

Guy 2: Nah man the post-nut guilt was too much for me, I left without making eye contact.

Post-Nut Guilt by Arya D August 5, 2010