jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

Jonas

Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022

JOINSOAPY

HELL NAW YOUR STANKY CRANKY WANKY TANKY WOOFY GOOFY AHHHHH CRUSTY MUSTY FATHERLESS DBD MATCHES OUT OF HERE
PLSS JUST JOIN I STG, SO GET YOU DUSTY BUNS TAKI DUST CHEESY ASS IN THE MEET
(/pos i love you sophia <3)

JOINSOAPY

by The real cool dude June 27, 2022

jonas hygen bjorvig

The most beautiful blonde blue eyed Norwegian man. His cock is giant, but un circumcised. He loves soccer and is super good. He has monkey feet and are wider than long. Jonas is big and strong very masculine and we love jonas.

I wish my penis was bigger: call jonas jonas hygen bjorvig he can be your substitue

by Green tea22 July 7, 2022

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonas‘ phenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.

One can use the Jonas’ phenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.

by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022

Jonas

Pølsebrød/Sausagebread

Let me put my sausage in my Jonas

by Gjøran69420 October 4, 2022