Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom

Im with my half mom and half brother

by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

half zone

half an ounce

yo what's the ticket on the half zone of the gas

by cyanidecereal February 7, 2021

half oreo banana

When a person of darker persuasion either bangs or pegs another person of lighter persuasion whilst the person being banged or pegged is also sucking off someone that is garbed in banana attire. Something of a Creole&Caribbean meets North American Mayo situation.

I once tried a half oreo banana. Wasn't half bad.
-Doug Wilson in "WEEDS"

by DroMore February 8, 2021

half about

Meaning :Not bad. OK. Not brilliant but not bad.

"That looks half about. "

by Wise woman 777 February 20, 2021

half-o-laugh

A belly laugh that finally realizes that the joke used in the making of this definition wasn’t actually that funny so the laugh decides to jump off a Cliff

Marty started his skit out tonight on a blazing path, but was soon blind sided by the, infamous, Half-o-laugh.

by Nlytnd1 February 20, 2021