A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019
Get the Professional drunkmug. by moogleassassin February 3, 2014
Get the drunk badgermug. Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.
by Jlit44 September 4, 2015
Get the designer drunkmug. by in_the_gaykk69 March 11, 2018
Get the Faggy drunkmug. A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.
by 3’ilg June 2, 2018
Get the Stealth Drunkmug. That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.
by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019
Get the Time Drunkmug. To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.
by C76M June 13, 2013
Get the River Drunkmug.