butt crack of dawn 

An early time of awakening for those that usually get up around noon. Thus, the time would be something like 10-11 a.m. or so.

Lou: What time did you get up?
Stu: Today it was like the crack of dawn for me! Like 11 a.m.
Lou: Dude, that's more like the butt crack of dawn.

butt crack of dawn by Pie Lady February 15, 2006

tweezer crack whore 

When Kizzle backs that thang up and something pokes a male that is not ordinary

A tweezer crack whore straight cock blocked me when I went to poop on her.

tweezer crack whore by Brian EZ December 2, 2007

crevice juice [crack sap] 

liquid (often viscuous) excuded around the region from the scrotum to the rectum; especially prominent when much clothing is worn and sweaty tasks are performed.

When I wear all my snowboard gear, my weenie usually swims in a pond of crevice juice crack sap by the end of the day.

crevice juice [crack sap] by Sandro 'Merecumbé' Trunz December 30, 2008

5 O crack shadow 

It is when you shave your ass and the hair starts to grow back. Like a 5 O clock shadow on your face but the one on your asshole.

My friend took a picture of my asshole it was so clear you could see my 5 O crack shadow.

5 O crack shadow by Richjbower August 23, 2006

on crack

Also used to describe a person on serious drugs.

Also used to describe a person using Crack-Cocaine.

Jamal is "on crack", thats why he is in the rehab

on crack by Michael January 18, 2005

ass crack 

The crack of your ass also known as the anus (you know where shit comes out of)

Yo man your crack smells worse than Nick's body odor!!!!!!!!!!

ass crack by Vanilla_Ice January 26, 2005

liquid crack

A fourty ounce malt beverage, the cheapest legal high your can get. OE only please.

i think it's easier to say fo'ty than liquid crack.

liquid crack by Billy-b April 22, 2003