bumper jack

A dick

My bumper jack destroyed her

by beaver master February 23, 2014

bumping clocks

The act of providing incremental updates to a piece of hardware such as a smartphone, CPU or wearable device in the form of marginal spec bumps instead of releasing a revolutionary device.

Usually requires you to buy an entirely new device to get, for example, slightly more internal storage space or a marginally better CPU speed.

Usually done by hardware manufactures such as Apple, Motorola and Qualcomm.

The goal is to make as much money off of existing technology as possible before spending money to innovate.

I really hope that Merrifield and the next iteration of it are good and I hope Logan is great too because no one is competing with Qualcomm so they are literally sitting on their asses trying get another year out of bumping clocks on Krait.

by Spirit Bear April 5, 2014

bumping high off the barns

Riding around high in Amish country with the system bumping.

We're just out here bumping high off the barns.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

bumpstead

A pot bellied dance teacher who likes to put cigarettes down the drain and say charming

Phil-bumpstead's put it in the drain again
Dan-err no he needs to put the pussy on the chainwax

by Philbell123 December 7, 2014

Bumples

(noun) Butt pimples.

Don't spank me too hard, you'll pop my bumples.

by VonBoggleSneefs March 29, 2015

Bumpage

When your bumping, or playing, your music loudly-really loudly.

I was bumping in the dorm past quiet hours and got rolled by my asshole RA, James. He heard my bumpage and gave me a citation.

by Khabutu April 23, 2015

Bumpire

A butt vampire.

I was bitten by a bumpire and now shit blood. Or maybe my haemorrhoid is acting up again.

by maznix March 20, 2016