Brown It 

To has sex with a very attractive woman.

To be successful on all levels of life.

God Like

Ricky you going to Brown It tonight and have sex with Megan Fox?

Matty you so pulled a Brown It last night and had sex with the hottest girl in the bar!

Brown It by Andy Binder October 14, 2009

Brown Envelope Day 

A day that is entirely taken up with necessary but mind-numbing administration, usually to clear the decks so you can get on with the stuff you're supposed to be doing.

"If I don't get this tax return done today, my head won't be clear enough to finish Ulysses. Time for a Brown Envelope Day." --James Joyce, Trieste, 1921.

Brown Envelope Day by jim0203 April 4, 2010

brown condom eater 

The act of eating a condom after it's been used for anal and is covered in fecal matter

boy 1 : DUDE shes a brown condom eater
boy 2 : DUDE i don't care...

brown condom eater by DinkyCondomsAreGross March 8, 2011

Brown Hairs 

A name given to the hairy beaver! Someone who is taking a break from shaving to go au natural for that extra fuzzy cream pie!

We don’t care, if you’ve got brown hairs downstairs!

Brown Hairs by MS.M-R April 9, 2020

brown paper bag 

Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, got a brown paper bag at mile marker 1-2-3."

brown paper bag by Jay Dog September 30, 2005

Brown Bag Special

When one fists another with brass knuckles using diarhea as lubricant.

Bro last night I gave this chick a brown bag special.

Brown Bag Special by moofd May 14, 2011

brown crayon 

A term used to describe someone who isn't very smart (as in "not the brightest crayon in the box")

person a: I can't believe Jenn thinks Toronto is the capital of Canada!
person b: I know! She is such a brown crayon

brown crayon by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009