The window of time one has when one (primarily gay guys) douches and one gets fucked. Approximately three hours.
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by SerenityJosh February 22, 2025
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A person—often a stepchild, relative, or opportunistic acquaintance—who preys on a grieving widow in order to claim property, wealth, or assets that the widow legally and morally protected. A widow predator typically waits until the husband passes away, then uses deception, manipulation, or legal loopholes to seize control of the widow’s marital home or estate, despite contributing nothing, especially in cases during the caregiving or hardship period.
This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.
This term is used to expose those who terrorize, harass, and/or exploit grief to gain material advantage, especially when the widow made all the real sacrifices and should gain, yet others do instead. They are Widow Predators.
"After ten years of caregiving, she watched helplessly as the greedy, privileged step-kids went after the widow. After her husband died, the Widow Predators swooped in, pretending they cared, only to snatch the house she paid for and maintained the entire time."
by Huntsville, AL Widow May 4, 2025
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Brah, there's this widowpuss at work that's givin me the vibes, she's gonna get it. I wanna knock the dust off that. She probably needs her pipes cleaned out!
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Get the sick widow mug.The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
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2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
2. A corset-like undergarment meant to slim the waist.
1. A Man 1: I gave this bitch a merry widow
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
Man 2: No you didn't dipshit -- you wouldn't be talking to me.
B. Woman 1 (smiling): My husband died last night
Woman 2: Oh I am so sorry to hear that! Your skin is drying out btw.
Woman 1: Oh he gave me a merry widow, tee hee!
2. I am shopping Victoria's Secret and can't choose between a merry widow and a babydoll.
by tankthongg September 27, 2008
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