last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Turd tugger

When you’re taking a dump in an automatically flushing toilet and it starts flushing mid turd and the water starts pulling your turd out of you

Dude I had a mean turd tugger in the bathroom on the second floor

by Jjacob71 November 14, 2018

nerve turd

A poo you do when you are nervous. Usually occurs before a significant event such as before a job interview or your wedding day.

I did the biggest nerve turd just before I left to go to the wedding.

by MissBear April 25, 2017

Turd

Amber heard

Amber heard is a turd

by Eikmr May 9, 2022

Disk Turd

"Disk turd" refers to a piece of data or information that is particularly useless, unnecessary, or irrelevant, often found cluttering up digital storage spaces.

Every time I clean out my hard drive, I come across dozens of old files that are nothing but disk turds – random screenshots and memes I don't even remember saving.

by The_Cardboard_Cutout February 27, 2024

Turd Tug

The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.

"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."

by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025

Turd Murdler

Someone who willingly litters knowing their trash will one day it will kill a turtle in the ocean.

Did you see that guy just litter?
Yep, hes a no good murd turdlin turd murdler.

by Mr Murd Turd April 30, 2021