sideshow

noun: a complete jerk, bozo, attention whore, assclown; someone you don't want to have near you.

Hey sideshow, take it outside, no one wants you around here.

by mookmerkinjr July 31, 2009

Sideswiper

Applicable to a friend/acquaintance hitting on your girlfriend behind your back.

I was sent overseas by the army then I found out this guy is sideswiping my girl back home. What a sideswiper!

by chuggchuggriff August 3, 2011

sideshit

A sideshit is when you take a massive dump which somehow slopes down on the right or left inner side of the toiletbowl and not in the middle as usual.

"Dude, I took such a sideshit last night! Even after flushing several times there are still shitstains."

by patgol March 12, 2012

Sideship

A romantic relationship with someone other than your partner or spouse at the same time

My relationship with Sean started as a sideship when I was still with Daniel

by Bruiser121 March 3, 2019

Sidestepping

When a beautiful female ignores all the calls and texts she gets, she isn’t depressed just doesn’t give a fuck!

“Every time I hit her up she sidesteps me”
“Bro, she’s sidestepping”

by Squid dwarf July 5, 2019

Sideshow Bob

An evil genuis. Captain chaos and the penguin are nowhere near as intelligent.

Sideshow Bob will never throw a beehive at Bart. It's beneath him. He'll do something even better.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 28, 2019

sideshow

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.

I be goin to de sideshow.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005